I'd rather be in a dingy with you rather than the QE2

No point putting anything here when all you receive are automated messages . Are there any real guys on here, you know the ones that can actually text a genuine message !!!. If you do message me, be warned I say what I think. Oh and you must have teeth,,,, big criteria. Please don't fib about your age because if some of the guys on here are 45,,, I'll eat my slippers!. I have 5 dogs and a budgie so I'm a BIG animal lover. My garden is my haven, I like to sit and watch the birds and squirrels enjoying it too. I am not an energetic person lol, I just like to sit and watch the world go by. So bugger the gym, never been to one, only gym I know is a bricklayer  haha. X