Recruiting for a partner in crime!

If you're the fun side of normal, don't have a crazy ex in tow and are older than my grown up children, you could be what I'm looking for!

I'm hard-working, have a good sense of humour - if a little dark at times! - am down to earth and importantly single. Am I what you're looking for?
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I've hiked a marathon for charity.

When I was seven I almost killed my grandad.

Back in the day, I planked in a Greek restaurant.

I met Billy Connolly IN the gents toilets at Los Angeles airport.

I unwittingly drank my Dad's vintage wine.

ONE of the above is a lie... !